TROUBLE

I knew I was going to be in trouble
after posting the potty picture of Bill.....
But I didn't realize it was going to be so traumatic.
No divorce papers.
No yelling.
Just a simple,
"You think you're really funny for posting that picture, huh?
(I nodded and beamed with pride)
Well, I'll get you back one day."

And get me back he did.

I go out of town for the weekend and come home to this:

I wasn't sure how to react.
It was a battle between full on crying.....
or throwing out a slew of swear words....
Then I found out he actually went in public....
went to Madden's football game.
I might have sworn. Might have.

He conceded fairly quickly and after showing it off at work
today, he is in the bathroom shaving as I type.
OH THE JOYS!!

But first, he played with my hair straightener.....

And in case that one didn't gross you out enough,
here's a close up:


And a few more:



And the VERY best part:
Marley is now crying.
"Me not yike my Daddy! Make a bird Daddy!
Please make a bird on your face Daddy!!"

He looks like this guy I dated back in High School.
I can't get over it. Thank goodness his facial hair
grows fast.

BRING ON A NICE TIDY CLEAN GOATEE!!