You wouldn't think......

that this sweet,

precious, innocent thing.....

(with thee longest skinniest legs known to man)

would be capable of this:

(Sharpie drawing on my computer desk....)

or this:

(pulling the stool out of the bathroom and up to any window,
getting the blinds out of her way,
and yelling at anything she sees outside)

or this:

(dumping out my glass hurricane vase full of potpourri....
oh, 19 times a day)

or this:

(stabbing ANY breakable surface with a pencil or pen....
this example being a photo of Madden and me back in the day....)

But she is....
And it's not necessarily the simple fact that she is actually capable of doing these things....it is the speed and aggression, determination and vigor at which she does them.

I simply cannot keep up