Madden's spelling assignment last night:
Use 10 spelling words in a story.
Behold, the story........
"My grandma is the matriarch of her house. My grandma is an anarchist and a democrat. My Grandpa is a patriarch. They want to be aristocrats. At their time they had anarchy. They didn't want anarchy, they wanted matriarchy. Their friend was hierarchical. Now they have patriarchy."
I can't stop laughing.....
If I knew what any of his words actually meant,
I maybe could have helped him....
good thing this is a spelling test and not a vocabulary test!
6 comments:
I used to think I was a great speller! I won a spelling bee in 3rd and 4th grade. Then recently I realized.... yea...not so great. Those are some INTENSE words for a young lad!! yowzers!!! I thought Lily's second grade spelling list was a little crazy but when she spelled them all I thought BRAVO!! I was told by her "mom, if we USE the words in a sentence they halp us pronounce them which then helps us spell them, dont make it seem harder than it is." chin to the floor......
HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man! I love it. He's a genius I tell ya.
I am still laughing! I want to have a "Patriarchy"!!
I LOVE HIM!!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!
How about giving the kid some spelling words people actually USE!?!? Seriously! What is up with that? Too funny!
Oh my gosh... this is awesome. I understand, sort of, learning matriarch, patriarch and democrat... but why would they teach kids what an anarchist is?
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