Madden continues to crack me up!
The other day out of the blue he comes up to me and asks,
"Mom, can you please start calling me John?"
I have to admit my first thought was 'wow...he used the word please without me reminding him'....then I actually laughed out loud and asked,
"Ummm.....can you tell me why?"
"Ummm.....can you tell me why?"
"Because I want to be like that guy you named me after....you know...that cool football guy
John Madden."
BLASTED!! Where did he ever learn such a thing?!?! I NEVER wanted anyone to make that association...I mean, I knew it would happen...but I did NOT name my son after John Madden. I find the guy slightly obnoxious if you want to know the truth. I could tell Madden was being very serious, and not wanting to make light of this heartfelt request, I hesitantly agreed that we could start calling him John. The look on his face....priceless! Better than any Christmas morning face I've ever seen!
Later that day Madden...I mean John....comes and sits by me on the couch, puts his cute little hand on my leg and with the sweetest and most meaningful little voice he says, "Mom, thank you SOOOO much for naming me after John."
I just didn't have the heart to tell him that he was NOT named after John Madden....but that his Aunt Curry came up with the idea to name him Madden after she bought a really cute pair of Steve Madden shoes. He's going to be crushed one day when he finds out the truth.....poor guy!

9 comments:
Hahaha - Oh man I love him. He is so dang funny. How does he even know who John Madden is? Must be from some friends football game...
haha he is possibly the funniest kid i have ever met!I love him!
I love that little 'John'! He is too funny. Hopefully he's not too crushed when he figures out he was named after shoes and not John Madden..
HAHAHA! Good thing Madden is much cuter than John!
He should know better...you are all girl and would only name him after shoes, not football!
LOL.....that is an awesome story!!! He is so funny!
That is freaking hilarious! I seriously love that kid!! I'm totally gonna start calling him John now.
you always have the funniest/cutest stories! what a little cutie 'john' is...
p.s. it was so fun to FINALLY meet you and your family the other night. i loved being with you guys. no i see why dave talks so highly about all you guys.
First, how does he even know who John Madden is? hehe!
He is so funny. I love that story. The best part was the steve madden shoes! Of course! What woman wouldn't name her child after an awesome pair of shoes?!
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