Breast Milk

I pour a bowl of cereal for Madden.

He takes a nice big bite....spits it out and yells,

"Oh gross mom, you gave me breast milk! I'm going to throw up!"

I try to control my laughing, because obviously the poor boy is upset....and dry heaving....

"Buddy, I did not give you breast milk."

"Yes you did!"

"Do you even know what breast milk tastes like?"

"No, but obviously it is gross because Marley throws it up everytime you give it to her!"

hahahahahaha!

Ends up the milk was expired....the poor guy might be traumatized for life. I don't see him begging me to give him milk any time soon. Dang-it! I was on such a good roll getting him to drink milk....all I had to do was tell him that milk would make him a better football player. I'm going to have to come up with something better now.....